Haah

I really do not get what those women want from me. 

I remain thin, I perpetuate a past unhealty lifestyle. I gain weight, I got snark replies.
Simply mind your own business, how about that?
Hmph.
They have a full litter at home to raise and still find  time to come out and hasle.
Not to mention they do not purchase a single thing when they come.
The audacity of people sometimes.
If I had a dollar for the number of times I wish not talking to people was a norm, I could run the tavern even with no customers.

A typical day

What a day today was. Oh I ought to mention  today is the 25th of the 14th month. Anyway, what a day what a day. It's as if bad luck decided to be my very closest friend today and was joined by my hip and would not let go.
I couldn't get my orders so I was not able to restock, Marrine called in sick and some numbskull decided today was the day he should make an enemy out of the most short tempered regular and cause a huge commotion. Haaa what a day.
Of course I didn't just watch the madness happen. When I stepped in a broken glass of wine was laid to rest at that men's feet.
 Oh dear, my lip's are strecting into a grin right now as I recall their expressions. I bet it was a funny sight seeing those over grown oafs cowering before my much smaller self.
 Yes, recalling that moment has fixed my mood. I shall end this here and go get some rest while still in this pleasant mood.

                                             x N

Detestable Man

 Haaaaa. It is the 21st of the 14th month and it has not been a good day.
That unconscionable bloke came again. He came asking to have his drink put on the tab. "Just add it to my tab I'll pay later" he says. Ha, as if I'll buy his drivel. I'll believe him as much as I can throw his 2 tonne body. Humph.
This is the third order he has asked to be put on a tab and if it were not for the twins holding me back, I would have gone over to him and showed him why viper is what those gaggling gossipy gooses call me.
I know they stopped me because they knew I would regret it if I did break face with him.
Ha, who made his parents people I was forever indebted to?

                                         x N